For Immediate Release:
Subject Church of Mez Announces Eco-Bus 2000 Pro
SEATTLE, Washington--August 23, 1999--The church of Mez today announced the release of Eco-Bus 2000 Pro. "Independent test labs have verified that that our bus produces well under 6% of the legal limits of the maximum allowed pollutants," Said Paul Leo Parker of the Church of Mez. Highly trained Vehicular Emissions Test Engineers were similarly emphatic at the Church of Mez Bus, stating, "Um, Is this the accelerator?" while pointing at the brake pedal. Further, recent developments at the Church of Mez Advanced Motor-Vehicle Labs (CoMAMVL), have given the Church the ability to cook, and do dishes, in more areas than are served by Iridium (NASDAQ: IRID).
"We belive this is a bold move forward." Said Church of Mez figurehead Mez, "This allows us to further our goals, by brining big hair to world with all of our dishes sparkling clean."
The Church of Mez, Inc. ignited the fringe transhumanist cult revolution in 1998 with the inception of the Church of Mez and is recommitted to its original mission--to bring big hair and loose morals to artists, scientists, computer professionals, and other miscreants in over 140 countries around the world.
Press Contacts:
M. David Bryant COM, INC
email: mdbryant@mezziah.org
Nancy Linford COM, INC
email: nantzee@mezziah.org
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