What is the Church of Mez^tm? 

(check all that apply)

A birthday present for the guy who has everything.

A test of how easy it is to start a major world religion.

A way of espousing our beliefs about life.

An excuse to have a burning man theme camp.

A joke that just never ended.

A chance to be as frivolous as possible, as often as possible.

A fabulous group of people who work hard, play often, and try our best to avoid the trappings of normality.

If you checked any of these boxes then you are correct!

And now, a Word From Our Savior