Studly Femme, Amiable Kook, Saint of Carcinogens, Minister of Bandwidth, Keeper of the Hymnal Age: Still in the Cradle Origin: 0,0 Sign: Yield Found Mez: Naked in a Hot Tub Totem: Mr. Butts

A rare and dangerous species, the Sadistic Effervescent Vixen should be approached with Extreme Caution.  In heat, this mammalian analogue to the preying mantis enjoys ripping off the head of the mating male, then latching her feelers into his spinal cord, savoring the incredible pain as his still-thrusting body convulses in the throes of orgasm and death.  The signature cackling sound the S.E.V. emits can be heard for miles around, and is to be taken as a warning to prospective suitors.

Having risen far from her humble beginnings as a sunbather and man-eater, sev now spends her days soaking up electromagnetic radiation emitted by computer monitors and suppressing innovative new cures for cancer.  In her free time, she enjoys encouraging usenet flamewars, lighting cigarettes with pictures of Steve Riggio, and taunting small children.

Free yourself on the cellular level.  Until you divide and grow without
controls, you can never be truly free.  Let the free radicals abound.