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For Immediate Release:
Church Of Mez Announces Infinite Percent Increase in Revenue
SEATTLE, Washington--March 3, 1999--The Church of Mez announced an infinite increase in revenue for FY99. In March of 1999, the Church of Mez began a partnership with Amazon.com in which the Church of Mez Website will act as a portal for numerous Amazon.com purchases driven by the cultural leadership and teen idol status of COM officials. Today the Church of Mez announces our first revenue from that partnership."We are thrilled to the point of orgasm to announce that our partnership with Amazon.com is beginning to pay off," Said M. David Bryant, CFO of the Church of Mez. "Having an actual employee of Amazon.com on our board of directors has given us the technical savvy to craft our current business model and should these tends continue, we expect to be in a good position to purchase South America by the end of FY99."
Mr. Bryant did not elaborate on the Church's Plans for South America except to mention that he thinks llamas are neat.The Church of Mez, Inc. ignited the fringe transhumanist cult revolution in 1998 with the inception of the Church of Mez and is recommitted to its original mission--to bring big hair and loose morals to artists, scientists, computer professionals, and other miscreants in over 140 countries around the world.
Press Contacts:
M. David Bryant
CFO
COM, INC
email: mdbryant@murkworks.net
Nancy Linford
Minister of Propaganda
COM, INC
email: brainwasher@mezziah.org